el*Loco blogged

< RobotJunk >: How do I use dBase III database with more that 255 fields in a table?
< teHr0k >: Change out of your parachute pants and get in your 1986 Dodge K Car and drive to the Airport, while listening to Duran Duran on the radio. Lastly, catch a Flight on Braniff Airlines to the 21st Century.

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